A Self Portrait...

25 February 2017

Three Times!

This morning I fed them Jezzie & Maggie ate some of each in the hope it would lead to toffee or eclair for dessert, but neither Pippa or Trixie would touch any of it, they have prowled around the house all day doing their best to look half starved and this let me tell you is not easy for two overweight fuss pot cats. Out of weakness and gullibility I performed the tin opening ritual twice and the dry food once, all three uneaten meals are still there and there they are jolly well going to stay.
I've had enough of it! Its not my fault Tesco Castlebar don't do Cat Club. I do bring some home whenever I go into town but I hate going to town and so put it off for as long as possible and obviously its the first thing that gets used up. Two cats and two dogs wolf the whole lot down in hardly any time at all, then I'm left with four dissatisfied hungry animals who are nevertheless not hungry enough to eat anything they don't like thank you very much. And yes both dogs have to have their share of the Cats Club or they won't damn well eat theirs.

And, as far as I know they have NOT caught the mouse Trixie was generous enough to bring me two nights ago, there was a bit of indiscriminate banging and clanging so there might be a corpse lying somewhere in the bog under the floor boards but then again there might not. The mouse is probably building a home and sending for family and reinforcements.

Enough! The cats and dogs can go without until they get hungry enough to eat what's put in front of them. I really mean this!

As for dog treats instead of toffee or eclairs I do not wish to be reminded Jezzie is not even remotely interested.

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